Bring Back Whole Milk 🥛
Summary
A straphanger on the subway has a bone to pick with Big Nut. His theory? America's gone soft ever since whole milk fell out of favor, and nut milk companies are to blame for convincing everyone to become "malnourished at a higher price." The guy's 52 and credits his six-foot frame to childhood milk consumption. He points out that milk used to advertise for missing kids while Big Nut only cares about podcasts and an environment they're ironically destroying. The kicker: it takes more water to make nut milk than to feed a cow. Kareem's clearly entertained by this anti-almond crusade, agreeing that Big Nut is evil.
Full Transcript
America has gotten soft ever since we stopped drinking whole milk. Direct correlation. Somehow we've been convinced by Big Nut to become malnourished at a higher price. I remember when I was a kid, I was drinking milk and I was going to be a big, strong boy.
You are a big, strong boy, bro. That's 'cause I was drinking—ho. These are two six-footers talking on the subway today. I'm 52, bro.
Big Nut is evil. Big Nut's evil. You know they're evil because they advertise on podcasts. But milk used to advertise. What was milk doing when they advertise? They were advertising for missing kids. Big Nut doesn't give a [__] about kids. They care about the environment, which they're coincidentally killing because it takes more water to make Big Nut milk than it does to feed a cow.
Yes. What's your take?