Having a DOG doesn’t make you interesting
Summary
Just having a dog doesn't make you interesting," declares a straphanger, kicking off a surprisingly heated debate about canine hierarchy with Kareem. Doodles get torched first. The rider calls them neurotic and anxiety-ridden, noting that even their creator regrets breeding them. Kareem then drops a bomb: Golden Retrievers are the worst. "They're like big cows. It's like having a horse in your house." The conversation shifts when a Chihuahua-weiner dog mix strolls by, suddenly uniting them in appreciation. That's a good boy, they agree. The best breed, actually.
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So what's your take? Just having a dog doesn't make you interesting. 100% agree. Not all dogs are created equal. Some suck, most suck. Especially Doodles. Like, the creator of the Doodle literally regrets training the Doodle. No, Doodles are good 'cause they don't—they're neurotic, they have anxiety, they don't eat. Like, it's crazy. But they don't shed.
So you care about body over personality? Of course. That's what's the worst breed of dog? Doodle. I don't agree with that at all. See, what do you think is the worst?
Golden Retriever. Why?
They're just annoying and they look dumb. They look dumb, they're big, they're jumping around on stuff. They're like big cows. It's like a big cow in your house. It's like having a horse in your house. But they have great personalities.
Just get a horse. I like mutts. I like that dog. I like that dog right there. That's a good dog. I do like that dog. That's a good boy.
It's a Cheeni? Oh, it's a Chihuahua. I love a Chihuahua. The best.
I've never heard of a Cheen, but I'm pro-Chihuahua. Yeah, Chihuahua weiner dog. Weiner dog. That's a good mix. The best breed. Goodbye, good boy. That's a good boy.