Montero Lamar Hill — Couples should sleep in SEPARATE beds. Feat Lil Nas X
Summary
Montero Lamar Hill, better known as Lil Nas X, thinks couples should sleep in separate beds. Actually, separate bedrooms. Maybe separate houses. He and Kareem escalate the bit until they're joking about partners living in different countries, but the core idea is real for Montero: he wants his own bedroom with its own vibe, decorated like the childhood room he never got to have. Sonic the Hedgehog on the walls. His favorite characters everywhere. Kareem brings up Hey Arnold, which Montero immediately dismisses as a bottom ten Nickelodeon show. The whole conversation spirals from a reasonable sleep preference into absurdist territory while revealing something genuine about wanting your own space, your own aesthetic, your own corner of the world.
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So what's your take? I think couples should have separate beds. Absolutely. In fact, I think they should have separate bedrooms.
I 100% agree with that too. You know why? I don't want anyone. I don't—yeah, like, like I love you, but come on. Relax, stay in your lane. Yeah, once we roll over, you go to your bed, like, in other room. You can touch me in the beginning. Uh-huh. But then once we fall asleep, you gotta go to separate side, go to your separate room. Like, you know what? Separate house. They should, like, maybe even live in separate states, separate countries.
I like that. But on the bed issue, why do you want separate bedrooms? I just—my bedroom to have like a different design. So it's for you, it's more about the vibe. Yeah, the curation of the aesthetic.
What would your room look like? Honestly, it would be like my dream childhood bedroom that I didn't get to have. My favorite characters, like Supersonic on the wall, like stuff like that. The Hedgehog. Yeah, of course.
That's not funny. It's like I'm laughing at you.
Okay, I'm not laughing at you. You're laughing at me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You know what would be in my room? Yeah?
Hey Arnold. Hey Arnold. That's like bottom ten Nickelodeon shows, but okay.
Wow, wow. That's really up—