Stop Using Old Photos on Dating Apps
Lili Hayes is done with old selfies from 10 years ago, misleading angles, and men who can’t keep it honest. From catfishing disasters to fake photos and sugar daddy dreams, she’s here to fix modern love. If you’re not uploading a new pic with a timestamp and a receipt, she’s swiping left. Rich men, send a DM to her son. Credits Host: Kareem Rahma Guest: Lili Hays Creators: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Camera: Anthony DiMieri & Thomas Kasem Lim Editor: Tyler Christie Associate Producer: Ramy Shafi Artwork: Andrew Lawandus
Summary
Lili Hayes has been alone for 15 years and she's done playing games. She wants dating apps to force users to update their photos every 30 days with a timestamp "receipt" proving the pic is fresh. No more 10-year-old selfies from men who've "already changed 10 times." She's been catfished before and made the guy pay for both the Uber home and the coffee. Now she's hunting for a sugar daddy. Her type? Show me your checking account. That's it. Kareem runs through potential matches, from Leonardo DiCaprio to George Clooney, but Lili's locked in on Denzel Washington and Adrien Brody. She wants rich men to DM her son Kevin Hayes with bank account screenshots. After 15 years of being single since her husband "kicked the bucket," she's ready for yachts and zeros in the account balance, not another liar with outdated photos.
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So, what's your take? I think that every dating apps should have 30 days expiration date and all the photos on your phone. 100% agree. Bravo. Dating apps, you need to update your photos every 30 days. Every 30 days. Now you're going to take a photo on your own phone with a receipt.
With a receipt? With a receipt. With a receipt that you took it.
Oh yeah. What does the receipt look like? The receipt. Oh, it's a procedure. You're getting the pain. What does the street look like?
Are you on dating apps? Of course I am.
Which one's your favorite? You think I know? Are you on Rya?
On Rya? Rya's a good one. Okay, I'm there. They're sending me pictures. 10 years ago, man. 10 years ago. The guy already changed 10 times.
He did. What the hell you think? Do you want to lie to me? Have you ever been catfished? I was there.
You were there? I was there. The [__] piece of [__] lied to me, you know. Then I looked at him and I said, "Wow, I don't want to embarrass him." I said, "You know, honey, I have a headache. Would you please take a Uber? Send me home. We'll talk in another time."
You made him pay for the Uber. Oh, you're damn right. And the coffee.
And the coffee. I'm looking for a sugar daddy.
You're looking for a sugar daddy? Yes.
Well, you want DMs? I want DMs.
You want DMs? DMs to Kevin Hayes, my son.
Okay. And he will tell me what's cooking. Okay. What's your day? What's your type? My type? Show me your checking account. This is my tongue. My type is the checking account. That's it. Just rich. I want to have fun, man. You know what? I work enough in my life. I want to have fun.
You want to be on a yacht? I'll go on a yacht. I'll go on a yacht.
Would you date someone like Leonardo DiCaprio? Is that good? Like everyone? Uh, maybe Denzel Washington.
Denzel Washington. This is my type. I'm from Denzel Washington. I'm sorry. DiCaprio. Mapio. Let him say that. Mapio. [__] Mapio.
Who? Who else do you know that you think I would like? I think you would like Denzel.
Of course. That's why I brought him up. I know. But we should do it with another one. Just one person. Another one. George Clooney.
George Clooney. Masnos. Masos. Javier Bardm. Javier.
Who is he? Who is he? Adrien Brody.
Adrien. I'll go for Adrien Brody. Yeah. You like that big nose? The big... Do I carry his nose? I told you again. I want to see the zero on there, man. I'm an old for 15 years.
You've been alone for 15 years. Yes. The scumbag kick the bucket on me.
Oh god. Yeah. Piece of [__]. Typical man.
Typical man. You know they don't listen to me. They don't listen to the doctor. They don't have brains in the brain. Is zero brains. If they didn't have the dingly between the legs, they leave it in the hotel. If they didn't have the dingly between the legs, they leave it in the hotel.
100%, man. 100% agree. I like it. You see, this is my type. He agree with me with everything. He doesn't... He doesn't argue with me. He goes with the flow. Do you have any money? Ah, he's married.
Okay, forget it. You're married. Stay married. Never mind. You don't want to get involved with a married man. Okay, lady. I'm married. You're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's getting hot in here.
I know. Me, too. Something is cooking. Something is cooking. And it's not in the kitchen. Is in the bedroom.
All right. Y'all heard her. DM Kevin Hayes. DM Kevin Hayes. Sugar Daddy Lily Hayes. And we want a screenshot of the bank account. Screenshot of the bank account. And then a photo next. Absolutely. And we would prefer if you... if you look like Denzel Washington. I love you guys.
I love you.