There is No Bigger Red Flag 🚩than a Bad Tipper
Summary
A straphanger has strong opinions about tipping and what it reveals about someone's character. Bad tippers? Total red flags. She argues there's no way someone who counts their pennies at dinner will be generous in other areas of life, especially the bedroom. When Kareem asks about her biggest tip, she's left 200% before but keeps it simple at 20% for "the kids at home." Other red flags worth mentioning include not talking to your mother, voting for Donald Trump, and weirdly, not snacking between meals. Her conclusion is straightforward: "If you want to get laid, you got to tip well.
Full Transcript
There is no way you're a bad tipper and you're going to be a generous lover. You're a bad tipper—it's like you're counting your pennies. You're counting, you're keeping score, and I don't want to watch you keep score because if we're keeping score, the scoreboard better read two to one. So what's your take? There is no bigger red flag than a bad tipper. 100% agree. There's a lot of red flags, I get it, right? Like he doesn't talk to his mother and he voted for Donald Trump. He doesn't snack between meals—not snacking between meals is a red flag. It's a huge red flag.
What's the biggest tip you've ever left? Let's say somebody invites you, new restaurant, slip them $100? $100 or 100%? I mean, I've seen tip maybe like 200%, but if we want to keep the math easy for the kids at home, 20%. You heard it here first: keep the math easy. If you want to get laid, you got to tip well.