This Guy Thinks That All Men Should Pee Sitting Down! Agree or Disagree?
Summary
A straphanger defends his controversial position that all men should pee sitting down, sparking immediate pushback from Kareem. The stranger insists bathrooms would be cleaner and claims it's "way more soothing" compared to rushing through the day. He argues men won't get pee on their hands or floors. The real shock? His belief that sitting means you don't need to wash your hands afterward. Kareem's baffled response captures the absurdity perfectly as the conversation spirals into debates about women's bathroom cleanliness, UTIs, and whether there's anything to wipe in the first place.
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So what's your take? Men should pee sitting down. 100% disagree.
What? Why would you disagree with that? Because I'm already standing.
Do you enjoy walking around in slushy piles everywhere? Are you on the floor or in the toilet? And bathrooms would be cleaner everywhere. Oh my God, have you been in a women's bathroom ever?
No. It's exceptionally clean. So the reasons that you sit down while you pee is so that you don't pee on the floor and so that the pee doesn't go on your hands. And it's better for your bladder. No UTI. No UTI. No UT—what the hell are you talking about?
Honestly, my life's been more pleasant. I've been way more calm. You've been more calm?
Yeah, it's way more soothing. You're always rushing through your day—piss here, pee there, get a little pee in your pants. You don't have to worry about that anymore. And no, you don't have to wipe. You're good. You just get up and go. Why? What would you wipe?
Also, you don't have to wash your hands after. Ignore—you don't have to wash your hands after what?