When they get rid of the illegals, billionaires will start paying ppl a living wage. Feat Bill Burr
Summary
Bill Burr kicks things off with a biting satirical take: when they deport all the illegals, "white billionaires will then magically become generous and start paying people a living wage." He doesn't believe it for a second. The comedian riffs on his pilgrim ancestry and the "Turkey boys" gang before shifting into darker territory about American division. Burr argues that people at the top keep citizens fighting each other, state against state, red tie against blue tie, while rubber bullets fly at protesters just trying to get home. He hates when people say "I will never forgive people that voted for Trump" because it just deepens the split. Kareem agrees about bringing people over instead of pushing them away. The conversation ends with Burr joking about Biden's condition and a tweet that said, "I wish Joe Biden was alive to see this.
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What's your take? When they get rid of all the illegals in this country, white billionaires will then magically become generous and start paying people a living wage because they inadvertently got rid of their excuse as to why they're not paying people. 100% disagree. Okay. Why would they all of a sudden start paying?
Because it's the illegal aliens fault. That's why. So what's the problem? They need to come to this country the right way. The way my people came here on a boat. Yeah. That's the way you do it. You're pilgrim-blooded, right?
Yeah, I think. Yeah. You go back a couple generations. Yeah. My people had a belt buckle right on the front of their hat. Turkey boys. Thanksgiving boys. That was the name of their gang. They were the turkey boys. Yeah. Some of your jokes are about how everyone is mad at everyone else and no one's mad at the right people.
Yeah. They have states hating other states. People in red states don't like California. People in California don't like Texas. Somewhere along the line we missed that it's the United States and that with that we're we're all on the same team and these psychos at the top they just get everybody all stirred up. This guy's causing riots in American cities and you know there's people trying to get to their apartments and they're getting shot with rubber bullets and we are so divided because of CNN and Fox News that as long as the bullets are going at the countrymen that are wearing the wrong tie, you somehow don't view them as on your team anymore. And it's a really dangerous time. I have faith though that through things like this in social media, you know, because you've seen it's brought down regimes around, you know, the world that we can get on the same page. But one of the things I hate the most, people will write things like, "I will never forgive people that voted for Trump." And it's just like, "Well, now you just caused division." Yeah. You want to bring him over. You know what I mean?
It's like, well, you also just voted for a guy that should have been in a home. You know, he's on his back porch talking to himself. I saw a great tweet the other day that said, "I wish Joe Biden was alive to see this." I saw a funny t-shirt. This guy walked around and said, "Is he dead yet?