SHORT 1:58 Cat owners are weird . (London)
Cat owners are "buie," according to a Tube rider who sparks a heated debate with Kareem about the weirdness of feline enthusiasts. Kareem fires back with his...
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SHORT 1:49 Men who want to be DJs should have to go to trade school first
A woman on the subway argues that aspiring DJs should be required to attend trade school before touching the decks. Her logic? The city needs more plumbers a...
SHORT 2:13 You should constantly be reinventing yourself.
A stranger on the train tells Kareem you should constantly be reinventing yourself to find the best version, but don't land on evil. Kareem confesses he's be...
SHORT 1:40 I'm kind of cool with Gulf of America as a name
A stranger surprises Kareem by agreeing that "Gulf of America" works as a name. What follows is a spirited riff on geographic naming rights, colonial history...
SHORT 1:51 There should be a kids section on flights
A straphanger thinks there should be a kids section on flights, and Kareem immediately agrees. The conversation spirals from soundproofed airplane daycares t...
SHORT 1:57 We should teach self-defense in schools instead of math
A black belt karate instructor argues math should be replaced with self-defense classes in schools. Calculators and AI have made math obsolete, she tells Kar...
SHORT 2:07 For every $1,000 that you spend, you should be slapped in the face
A wild take about slapping people in the face for every $1,000 they spend turns into a surprisingly thoughtful conversation about wealth inequality. Kareem a...
SHORT 2:01 We can't try and get rid of the royal family. Ft. Sophie Ducker
A stranger on the train argues Britain should keep the royal family, but not out of respect. She calls them "embarrassing" nepo babies associated with scanda...
SHORT 1:57 Every single job is a creative job. @AaronCh3n
A rider insists that every single job is a creative job, and Kareem pushes back. Doctor? The guy argues they creatively turn dead people into "live style" pe...
SHORT 2:09 All entertainment tickets should be on a sliding scale. Ft. Coryn Rose
Coryn Rose comes in hot with a sliding scale proposal for all entertainment tickets, and Kareem's immediately on board. The conversation spirals from the "br...
SHORT 1:56 Cherian Dabis — If the U.S. is bombing your homeland, you shouldn't have to pay taxes. Ft Cherien Dabis
Cherian Dabis drops a provocative tax policy proposal: if the U.S. is bombing or funding the bombing of your homeland, you shouldn't have to pay taxes. She c...
SHORT 1:58 You gotta curse out anyone that wrongs you
A straphanger has a bold philosophy: "You gotta curse out anyone that wrongs you." She explains it's about accountability, not random aggression. When someon...
SHORT 1:31 Companies Should allocate two days a month for women to have period leave
A straphanger makes her pitch for mandatory period leave: two days a month, codified by law, to deal with cramps, nausea, and what she calls "a Charlie horse...
SHORT 1:57 The best advice is don't listen to advice, just figure it out for yourself. @a@americanbaron
A straphanger drops a paradox on Kareem: "The best advice is don't listen to advice, just figure it out for yourself." They riff on advice inflation, snake o...
SHORT 1:50 As a society, we need to put an end to the use of balloons
A traumatic childhood balloon accident has left one passenger with a lifelong vendetta against latex and foil. "I was 5 years old," he tells Kareem, recounti...
SHORT 1:58 Scarr Pimentel — The restaurant industry in New York is mid and super overrated. Ft. Scarr Pimental
Scarr Pimentel, owner of Scarr's Pizza, thinks New York's restaurant scene is mid and overrated. His reason? The industry's been taken over by VC and private...
SHORT 2:20 If I was an athlete, I would wanna be able to opt out of being bet on. Ft. Neko White
A straphanger delivers a scorching take on sports betting apps: if he were an athlete, he'd want to opt out of being bet on entirely. The logic is dark but s...
SHORT 1:56 People who say that London is a no go zone either don't live there or are just straight up racist
A Londoner on the train defends his city against claims it's a "no-go zone," arguing that critics are either disconnected or racist. He tells Kareem that Lon...
SHORT 1:53 America has become a monotone hellscape
A self-described jolly, jovial fat bastard tells Kareem that America has become a monotone hellscape, and he's got the evidence to prove it. Nine or ten of h...
SHORT 2:08 All Dating Advice Should Be Taken as an Ibuprofen. Grab Your Heattech @uniqlousa
All dating advice should be taken as an ibuprofen," a stranger tells Kareem, advocating for limiting your consumption to one or two doses max. The passenger...
SHORT 2:42 Niger needs to change its name, you can't be one G away from the N word. Ft. Eric Andre
Eric Andre shows up with scorching hot takes about country names that sound uncomfortably close to slurs. Niger needs rebranding. Guinea too. "It's literally...
SHORT 1:58 Straight people have terrible taste in gay people
Straight people have terrible taste in gay people, a straphanger tells Kareem, and the rant that follows is scorching. The rider tears into the Queer Eye guy...
SHORT 1:28 We're in the worst era of wealthy people
We're in the worst era of wealthy people," a rider tells Kareem, kicking off a spirited debate about modern philanthropy. The Medicis gave us the Renaissance...
SHORT 1:47 Gambling's okay as long as you keep winning
A straphanger with 58 years of gambling experience delivers his philosophy: just keep doubling up until you win. Kareem pushes back on the sports betting adv...
SHORT 1:35 Batman's a d*ckhead. @I@IDLESBANDbatman
Batman's a billionaire cop who goes around beating up drug addicts instead of investing in Gotham's infrastructure. That's the take from a rider who tears in...
SHORT 2:11 They're loading planes improperly, they should load it from back to front. Ft Woody Harrelson
Woody Harrelson has strong opinions about airplane boarding. They should load from back to front, he tells Kareem, because the current system is "purely a ps...
14:49 Woody Harrelson Told Me He’s an Anarchist
Woody Harrelson climbs aboard the subway with Kareem and immediately starts riffing about airplane boarding policies, calling them "psychological class warfa...
SHORT 1:58 We need to start talking about how we're gonna get off Instagram and Meta. Ft. Maddy Kelly
Maddy Kelly thinks it's time to get off Instagram and Meta, and Kareem's right there with her. The problem? "There has to be a way for you to find out who go...
SHORT 2:04 Close your window shade on midday flights. Feat Mo Amer
Mo Amer has a bone to pick with inconsiderate flyers who leave their window shades open on midday flights. The comedian and Kareem bond over this shared pet...
SHORT 2:15 Men should have to take government mandated yearly dance classes
There's no such thing as a bad dancer," declares a woman on the subway who believes men should take government-mandated yearly dance classes to earn basic ri...
SHORT 1:48 Take the sticker off your hat. Advice of an Icon feat. Spike Lee and @timberland
A stranger on the G train has strong opinions about hat etiquette. He's baffled that people still leave the stickers on their caps, calling it "straight up g...
14:43 Ira Glass Explains Why I’m Listening to Podcasts Wrong
Ira Glass, the legendary host of This American Life, defends listening to podcasts at 2x speed while Kareem argues it's like fast-forwarding through a meal....
SHORT 1:49 Say yes 90% of the time
A straphanger with a wildly optimistic worldview shares his philosophy: say yes 90% of the time. It's led him to sing in a National Opera Company (he demonst...
SHORT 2:01 Everyone on earth has to be poor for 5 years
A subway rider proposes that everyone on Earth should experience poverty for five mandatory years to build empathy. Not consecutively, but spread across a li...
SHORT 2:09 The United States should bring back the conscription, but for restaurant jobs
A straphanger pitches mandatory restaurant conscription for all Americans aged 16 to 20, arguing that service industry work builds empathy, work ethic, and p...
15:34 15 Minutes of Ethan Hawke Dropping Gems on a Subway
Ethan Hawke once got arrested for jumping a subway turnstile and shoved into a closet with strangers. Now he's back underground with Kareem, this time droppi...
SHORT 1:56 Bathroom stalls should not swing inward. Feat @annamlaughs
A straphanger delivers a passionate argument about bathroom stall doors: they should swing outward, not inward. The problem? When doors open into already cra...
SHORT 1:46 "Life is short" is a completely unhelpful piece of advice
Life is short" is completely unhelpful advice, according to one anonymous rider who's fed up with vague motivational content. The problem? It's not actionabl...
6:12 All Aliens Are Muslim
Comedian Malik Elassal has a take that'll ruffle some feathers: space is none of our business. He argues that humanity's obsession with the cosmos is tone-de...
SHORT 1:54 Politicians should have to retire when they turn 70
A 55-year-old straphanger thinks politicians should retire at 70, and he's willing to practice what he preaches. "If you were running, I probably wouldn't vo...
5:11 Introverts Are Morally Weak
Comedian Jo Sunday brings a spicy take to the subway: introverts are morally weak. She argues that extroverts carry the emotional labor in relationships and...
15:02 We Should Abolish Elections
Riz Ahmed tells Kareem we should abolish all elections and pick politicians through a randomized lottery system, like jury duty. The Oscar-winning actor argu...
SHORT 2:17 We need to stop having all election and elect leaders through a random lottery. Feat Riz Ahmed
Riz Ahmed defends democracy against Kareem's wild proposal to replace all elections with a completely randomized lottery system. No more voting, no more camp...
SHORT 1:44 Every American should have to spend about a year in an active war zone
A straphanger pitches mandatory gap years in active war zones instead of backpacking through Europe. The initial pitch gets pushback, but Kareem's convinced...
SHORT 2:22 Everybody should follow the bike lane arrows. Feat David Byrne
David Byrne has a take about New York bike lanes: follow the arrows. Simple, right? Not in practice. Kareem and the Talking Heads frontman bond over the chao...
SHORT 2:53 Every Country Should Have One Nuclear Bomb
Comedian and juggler Marcus Monroe steps onto the train with a provocative proposition: every country should have exactly one nuclear bomb. He argues it woul...
SHORT 1:35 Stop Holding Our Money Hostage
Photographer and stylist Todd S. Johnson is fed up with chasing invoices. He and Kareem tear into the broken payment culture plaguing freelancers, calling ou...
SHORT 1:41 Company parties áre a setup
Company parties are surveillance operations disguised as appreciation, according to a straphanger who's convinced HR is lurking in the bathroom with pink sli...
SHORT 1:42 The Customs and Border Patrol interrogation room atJFK needs a makeover
A Syrian, Arab, Muslim, American architect has spent two decades getting pulled into the interrogation room at JFK, and he's got a proposal: give it a makeov...
SHORT 2:05 Episode 448: Conservatives should get credit for not gentrifying neighborhoods
A straphanger drops a politically incorrect hot take: conservatives should get credit for not gentrifying neighborhoods. Kareem reluctantly agrees. The logic...
SHORT 2:11 Episode 445: When we go to war, there should be a draft and it should be based on your Uber rating
A straphanger proposes that the next military draft should rank soldiers by their Uber rating, sending low-rated passengers like "Becky who throws up in the...
5:56 Jesus Wouldn’t Vote for Trump
Steve Coogan has some thoughts about American Christianity. The British actor and comedian tells Kareem that Jesus wasn't white, wasn't American, and definit...
SHORT 2:00 F Your Job Doesn't Offer Health Care…sneeze at Work
A straphanger shares his aggressive strategy for workplace healthcare advocacy: if your job doesn't offer health insurance, don't cover your mouth when you s...
SHORT 2:03 Episode 437: Southern culture and Arab culture are cut from the same cloth
A rider from South Carolina argues that Southern culture and Arab culture are cut from the same cloth, rattling off similarities that catch Kareem off guard....
SHORT 1:44 Introverts are morally weak
A guest drops the provocative claim that introverts are morally weak, sparking a heated debate about personality types and character. They argue that avoidin...
13:17 Bill Burr Says Stop Blaming Immigrants, Blame Billionaires
Bill Burr hits the subway with Kareem Rahma for a characteristically unfiltered conversation that ricochets from Bloomberg's "Illuminati meeting" in Europe t...
SHORT 2:08 Episode 432: We should turn off the internet for 5 years for everyone
A straphanger proposes shutting down the internet for five years because "we lost our privileges" and everyone's brains are too rotted. Kareem pushes back ha...
3:29 Men Are More Hysterical Than Women
Abdullah Saeed, creator of Deli Boys, makes a provocative claim: men are the truly hysterical gender. He points to road rage, wall punching, and explosive an...
SHORT 2:15 There’s no such thing as the best coffee or bagel or pizza slice in New York City
A straphanger delivers a fiery anti-list manifesto: there's no single best bagel, pizza, or coffee in New York, just good spots everywhere, and waiting in li...
SHORT 1:55 You are not better than other people if you're efficient in a TSA line
A straphanger has a bold take: people who act superior in TSA lines are "actually upholding the legacy of Osama bin Laden." Her argument? 9/11 created airpor...
SHORT 1:54 The seagull should replace the bald eagle as our national bird
A straphanger makes the case that seagulls should replace bald eagles as America's national bird. The argument? Seagulls are scrappy, resilient, and honest a...
4:47 Rise & Grind Is Oppression
Comedian and writer Zainne Saleh has a provocative take: morning supremacy is misogynist. Kareem, a natural 6 a.m. riser who hasn't used an alarm in a decade...
SHORT 1:44 Nepo babies get a bad rap
Nepo babies get a bad rap, according to a rider Kareem meets in Chicago who's ready to defend Hollywood's most privileged. The conversation kicks off with ex...
5:46 America Needs To Cut 10 States
Comedian Hari Kondabolu has a radical proposal: America needs to cut ten states. He and Kareem rip through the map, combining the Dakotas into one, absorbing...
SHORT 2:03 When they get rid of the illegals, billionaires will start paying ppl a living wage. Feat Bill Burr
Bill Burr kicks things off with a biting satirical take: when they deport all the illegals, "white billionaires will then magically become generous and start...
SHORT 2:02 Ishmael Loutfi — Millennials and Gen Z are gonna be really good old people. Feat Ismael Loutfi
Ismael Loutfi thinks millennials and Gen Z are going to be exceptional old people, but not for heartwarming reasons. His argument? Boomers didn't earn their...
SHORT 2:03 I'm sick of hotels guilt shaming me
A straphanger unleashes fury on hotels that guilt trip guests about towel changes and water conservation. She's not buying the eco-friendly messaging. Her th...
SHORT 1:40 I hate hidden fees
Hidden fees are ruining everything, according to a straphanger who's ready to fight over surprise charges. The frustration peaks at dispensaries, where a $12...
SHORT 2:09 Space is none of our business
Space is none of our business," one straphanger declares, kicking off a wild debate about whether humanity should fix Earth before chasing aliens. Kareem pus...
SHORT 1:40 It's okay if your parents have money
A straphanger delivers a straightforward take: it's okay if your parents have money. Stop pretending you're broke. Kareem agrees, calling out people who post...
SHORT 1:24 I think Republicans should have their own bathrooms
A straphanger offers a solution to America's bathroom wars: Republicans should get their own facilities. She doesn't mind sharing with all genders, but think...
SHORT 2:36 If you get in suspended for something you didn't do…
A high schooler pitches a wildly specific revenge fantasy: if a teacher falsely accuses you of something, you should get two minutes in their house to "do wh...
SHORT 1:45 The first place you wash in the shower says everything abt u! @method-products @ultabeauty
A straphanger insists the first place you wash in the shower reveals your personality, and Kareem isn't buying it. The man, a self-proclaimed "chest man," st...
SHORT 1:47 If someone wants to become a DJ, they have to earn a degree
A straphanger has a bold proposal: DJs should be required to earn degrees before they can spin records. Not just any degree, but a specialized DJ diploma inv...
SHORT 1:27 Billionaires shouldn't exist
A rider with strong opinions on wealth inequality tells Kareem that billionaires shouldn't exist and need to be "shamed from society and alienated from socie...
SHORT 1:56 The best things are cash only
Cash rules everything. A rider and Kareem bond over the superiority of cash-only establishments, from Kingston Tropical Bakery's beef patties on White Plains...
SHORT 2:00 We need to stop asking kids what they want to be when they grow up
A straphanger argues we should stop asking kids what they want to be when they grow up, sparking a conversation with Kareem about the rapidly changing workfo...
SHORT 1:59 Fundamentally everyone is a good person. Feat Ramy Youssef
Ramy Youssef argues that fundamentally, everyone is a good person. They're just infected. Infected with greed, hatred, lust, whatever takes them away from be...
32:14 Ramy Youssef Says All People Are Good
Ramy Youssef kicks off with a bold take: "Fundamentally, everyone is a good person." Even George Bush and Netanyahu. Really? Kareem pushes back, and Ramy dou...
SHORT 2:17 End morning supremacy
A night owl takes aim at society's obsession with early risers, arguing that "morning supremacy is capitalist culture." She wakes up between 10 a.m. and noon...
SHORT 1:52 You got money when you can order market price at a restaurant and not care about what it is
The host chats with a stranger about what it really means to have money. Their hot take? You've truly made it when you can order market price at a restaurant...
SHORT 1:59 Men are by farthe more emotional and hysterical gender
Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender, a male rider tells Kareem, and both men quickly agree. The conversation turns into a surprisingly ea...
SHORT 2:08 Episode 331: Jesus was not a Republican. Feat Steve Coogan
Steve Coogan has strong opinions about Jesus and American politics. The actor argues that right-wing Republicans have co-opted Christianity, insisting Jesus...
SHORT 1:56 Every American should have to live for at least two weeks a year in the South
A subway rider challenges New Yorkers to spend two mandatory weeks each year in the real South, not Atlanta or Miami, but places like Shreveport, Mobile, and...
SHORT 1:54 Leaf blowers need to be eradicated from the face of the earth. Feat Cate Blanchett
Cate Blanchett has a vendetta against leaf blowers, and she's got the stats to back it up. The Oscar-winning actress tells Kareem that 30 minutes on a leaf b...
SHORT 1:55 Certain compliments mean more from certain races
A stranger on the subway argues that certain compliments carry different weight depending on who's giving them. His theory? If a Black person tells you you'r...
SHORT 1:42 Its out of control that they want to get rid of Columbus Day
An anonymous rider launches into a passionate defense of Columbus Day, insisting Italian Americans aren't advocating for the explorer himself but simply want...
SHORT 1:43 Conspiracy theories are made by the CIA to take attention away from the real conspiracies
Conspiracy theories are made from random guys like me," a straphanger insists, right before Kareem accuses him of working for the CIA. The conversation spira...
SHORT 1:42 Chicago is Not the Midwest
A straphanger delivers a fiery case that Chicago shouldn't be considered part of the Midwest at all. His proposal? Carve out a whole new region for Great Lak...
SHORT 1:51 Everyone is Disabled 🤣
A rider declares that 100% of people are disabled, kicking off a wildly provocative conversation with Kareem about what counts as a disability. Stupidity top...
SHORT 1:31 There Are No Takes
A straphanger opens with a paradox: there are no takes. Kareem pushes back immediately, pointing out that this entire show is built on takes, but the rider i...
SHORT 1:09 Celebrities Should Not Make Political Endorsements
A straphanger has strong opinions about celebrity political endorsements: if you're too famous to go to the grocery store or pay your own taxes, you shouldn'...
SHORT 1:43 It should be ILLEGAL for men to congregate in groups of 4 or more
A rider drops a scorching hot take: it should be illegal for more than four men to intentionally gather. Her reasoning? "Five men together to me is not hangi...
SHORT 1:57 There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten
A straphanger has a radical plan: America needs to lose ten states. Kareem hears him out as he methodically restructures the union, starting with the Dakotas...
SHORT 1:45 Democracy Was a Mistake
Democracy was a mistake, according to one rider who thinks voting should require passing a CAPTCHA test. The kind that asks if you've eaten caffeinated beef...
SHORT 1:00 CEOs are people too and they deserve more respect feat Enron CEO
A straphanger who claims to be the CEO of Enron sparks a debate about whether corporations deserve respect. The rider argues that CEOs' good deeds outweigh t...
SHORT 0:55 Bring Back Cash Tips
A restaurant worker has strong opinions about digital tipping culture. He wants to "bring back cash tips" and ditch the Toast point-of-sale system entirely....
SHORT 0:58 Pride Month is Too Long
A straphanger argues that Pride should be a week, not a month, comparing it to Mardi Gras as "straight Pride." Kareem fires back that January 6th was straigh...
SHORT 1:01 If teachers have to start bulletproofing their classrooms they should be paid 2 salaries
A straphanger floats a stark proposal: if teachers need to bulletproof their classrooms, pay them two salaries. Kareem agrees, though the conversation quickl...
SHORT 1:00 People should stop buying electric cars
A climate activist with an electric car delivers a scorching takedown of the vehicles she thinks distract from real environmental solutions. She's sick of "o...
SHORT 1:00 Everything Is Political
Everything is political" is the take from a straphanger who insists that silence itself carries a political message. No stance is a stance, they tell Kareem....
SHORT 1:00 Restaurants Gotta Stop Singing Happy Birthday to Adults🎂 Feat Hasan Minhaj
Hasan Minhaj has a controversial take: restaurants need to stop singing "Happy Birthday" to adults. He argues it's embarrassing for everyone involved, the st...
SHORT 1:00 Don’t talk to me about pumpkin spice until October
Don't talk to me about pumpkin spice until October" is the rallying cry from an anonymous rider who's had enough of seasonal creep. Actually, scratch that. T...
SHORT 0:59 Vegan Food, If Delivered, is No Longer Vegan
A former Postmates delivery worker drops a controversial opinion: vegan food stops being vegan once it's delivered. His reasoning? "An animal is suffering br...
SHORT 0:57 America Loves Dogs Too Much
A straphanger declares that "America loves dogs too much," pointing to people who buy health insurance for their pets but not their kids. Dogs don't belong i...
SHORT 0:57 The iPad is the problem. Do we abolish iPads at checkouts in America?
The iPad is the enemy. A stranger on the subway zeroes in on what's really driving America's tipping crisis: that ubiquitous tablet at checkout, flipping aro...
SHORT 1:01 Tipping Has Ruined America.
Tipping culture has created a system where "the poor support the poor," according to a fired-up straphanger who argues America's service workers are stuck su...
26:19 Has tipping become an epidemic in America?
Comedian Robby Hoffman declares war on tipping culture, arguing that restaurants have turned customers into unpaid workers while guilt-tripping them with iPa...
SHORT 1:01 Tim Walz Cares Abour Americas Gutters
Tim Walz has strong opinions about home maintenance. His take? Gutters are the most neglected part of home ownership, and it's personal for him. Kareem agree...
SHORT 1:00 Only People from Other Countries Should Be Allowed to Move to NYC
A straphanger pitches a bold immigration policy: only people from other countries should be allowed to move to New York City. No other states. Period. Kareem...
SHORT 1:00 Stop Going to Bars and Restaurants Unless….
A rider who works in the restaurant industry thinks everyone should stop going to bars and restaurants unless they treat workers right. His proposal? Start a...
SHORT 1:01 Kamala Harris — Donald Trump
A straphanger argues that Donald Trump getting voted out was "the worst thing that could have happened to America" because now white supremacy has gone "lowk...
SHORT 0:46 Transgenerational Millenial Identifies As Boomer
A millennial born on the last day of 1984 declares himself transgenerational, identifying as a Boomer despite his age. Kareem tries to reason with the straph...
SHORT 0:29 Boomers Think It’s OUR Fault That We’re Broke
An anonymous rider flips the script on generational wealth complaints, arguing that young people need to actively push out older workers instead of waiting f...
SHORT 0:47 Ok Boomer! 😂😂 Full Episode in Related Videos Below.
A boomer on the train admits maybe it's time to step aside. "I, of course, should no longer be an art critic for New York Magazine," they tell Kareem, half-j...
SHORT 1:01 We have a new talk show on our channel
Brenda and Jerry can't agree on whether the good old days were actually good. When Kareem asks if they miss simpler times, Jerry's all in, but Brenda pushes...
24:43 Baby Boomers have ruined the world.it's time for REVENGE
Revenge is in the air, and it's aimed squarely at Baby Boomers. Kareem sits down with comedian Neil, who's got a radical proposal: strip Boomers of their rig...
SHORT 1:00 The Government Should Pay for Everyone’s Parents to Go to Therapy
A straphanger pitches a bold policy idea: the government should pay for everyone's parents to go to therapy. Her reasoning? If her dad had just one session,...
SHORT 1:00 All women are more attractive WITH armpit hair! Agree or disagree?
A straphanger faces Kareem's provocative question about whether all women are more attractive with armpit hair. His answer? A contradictory mess. He starts w...
SHORT 0:38 The Only Way to Move Ahead in Life Today? Agree or Disagree?
A straphanger lays out a blunt theory about social mobility in the modern age: if you're hot, you can leapfrog from dirt poor to the upper classes through pl...
SHORT 0:35 No More DJ'S! We Need Plumbers
A straphanger has had enough of DJs. All of them. Even the vinyl ones. "You're just putting a piece of plastic on a thing," they tell Kareem, dismissing the...
SHORT 0:51 Hillary Clinton is an American hero. Agree or disagree?
A straphanger drops a surprising Hillary Clinton take that goes off the rails fast. He calls her an American hero, then immediately backtracks to "100% disag...
SHORT 0:48 If I’m going up to order, I’m not tipping
A straphanger goes off on tipping culture, and they're not holding back. If they're walking up to order at a counter, they're hitting zero percent on that iP...
SHORT 0:50 Boomers Ruined Everything. is It Time for Revenge?
A straphanger has some radical ideas about how to deal with the Boomer generation, and they're not holding back. Strip voting rights at 65. Ban reading glass...
SHORT 0:37 The Skincare Conspiracy is Real?
A straphanger drops an unexpected theory: skincare is capitalism's conspiracy to hide our collective exhaustion. She partakes in the routines but doesn't bel...
SHORT 0:36 This is Why You Feel Bad When You Are Not Working 😟
A straphanger drops some Marx on Kareem, explaining how "capitalism has colonized chill mode." The rider argues that capitalism conditions us to feel guilty...
SHORT 0:40 Jack Harlow Gets the Pass?
A straphanger makes the bold claim that Jack Harlow should get the N-word pass because he's "donated so much to the Black community." Kareem pushes back, ask...
SHORT 0:55 The DMV is Hell on Earth 🔥 Who Can Relate?
A woman recounts her nightmare day dealing with bureaucracy, starting with a DMV employee who nearly denied her license renewal over a debit card statement v...
SHORT 0:29 Should We All Get Pregnant? 👶🏼agree or Disagree?
A straphanger delivers a hot take on demographics: people should have more babies instead of getting more pets. The reasoning? Gen Z is cool and smart, and w...
SHORT 0:34 Ivanka Trump & Kanye West — The Reason Why Donald Trump Should Be Potus 🤔 Agree or Disagree?
A stranger shares the provocative take that Donald Trump getting voted out was "the worst thing that could have happened to America," but not for the reasons...
SHORT 1:00 Donald Trump — Do You Agree or Disagree?
The host stops subway riders to ask if they agree or disagree with various hot takes, likely touching on Trump and other divisive topics. It's a quick fire f...
SHORT 0:39 @SubwayTakes TRAILER
The trailer for SubwayTakes throws viewers straight into the chaos: mandatory mushrooms, memes as sex, and the controversial claim that "people reading books...