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I think it should be illegal to make fun of people. Feat @Daxflame

Jun 17, 2025 · 2:09

Summary

A subway rider believes making fun of people should be straight-up illegal, though when Kareem presses on enforcement, the conversation quickly pivots. The real debate kicks off when the rider proposes that if you eat any meat, you should eat all meat, including dogs and cats. Kareem actually Googles whether cats and dogs taste good mid-interview. They don't. The answer is "tough or stringy," so beef wins out. The rider's eaten guinea pig ravioli, though. Things get lighter when noodles enter the chat as "the funniest food," with fusilli taking top honors because it sounds silly. Turkey gets dissed along the way.

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So, what's your take? I think it should be illegal to make fun of people. 100% agree.

Cool. Why do you think that? Um, just because the I don't know. It seems like it'd be a good positive thing. Agree. I think I think making fun of people is awful.

Nice. And then um yeah. Cool. Yep.

How would you recommend to enforce it? Making it illegal.

Well, how would you recommend to enforce it? Uh, did you want to share your thought first? It's your take. Maybe. So, maybe you um what else are you thinking about these days?

I don't really have a ton of hot takes. They don't have to be hot.

Oh, okay. Uh, yeah. New York's cool. And um if you eat any meat, then you should eat all meat. Like you should eat dogs and cats. I I 100% disagree. Um because they probably don't taste that good.

Let's see. Have you ever eaten a cat or a dog? No, but I've eaten a guinea pig.

How was the guinea pig prepared? It was in ravioli.

What are you typing into Google right now? Do cats or dogs taste good? Tough or stringy?

Okay. Yeah. So, yeah. It doesn't taste good. It's tough and stringy. Yeah. Yeah. Beef tastes nice.

Uh, it does. And so does fish. Yeah. I don't like turkey.

Do you like turkey? Um, not really. I don't think so.

Let us know if you've ever had any of those types of meats or any unusual meat in the comments. Would you like to eat a dog or a cat? I'll pass on that, but the logic does seem to yeah.

Right. Right. That's what I'm saying. I wouldn't eat it either. Yeah, she agreed. You do? I agree. It's a good take.

My other take was that noodles are the funniest food. 100% agree.

Okay. I think noodles are funny. Cool. What's the funnest noodle of the bunch? Filly. Just cuz it sounds silly.

Let us know if you think noodles are funny.

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