SHORT 2:32 Cats are better than dogs. @I@IanFidanceComedynyc
A passionate cat lover launches into an unhinged defense of felines over canines, arguing that cats teach "patience, love, respect, consent" while dogs are b...
Law Enforcement
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SHORT 1:45 Kids and dogs should not be allowed at the pub
A straphanger who stepped on a dog's tail at a pub thinks kids and dogs shouldn't be allowed in bars. The concern? If you accidentally hurt someone's child o...
SHORT 2:04 Our phones should never, ever make this sound
A straphanger thinks emergency alerts should only make that terrifying sound for one thing: incoming ballistic missiles. She's fed up with Amber Alerts and S...
SHORT 2:42 Niger needs to change its name, you can't be one G away from the N word. Ft. Eric Andre
Eric Andre shows up with scorching hot takes about country names that sound uncomfortably close to slurs. Niger needs rebranding. Guinea too. "It's literally...
SHORT 1:52 Everyone should have to put their s_x tape in their dating profile
A rider with extremely provocative dating takes declares that everyone should put their sex tape on their dating profile "so we know what everyone's real val...
SHORT 2:17 We need to stop having all election and elect leaders through a random lottery. Feat Riz Ahmed
Riz Ahmed defends democracy against Kareem's wild proposal to replace all elections with a completely randomized lottery system. No more voting, no more camp...
SHORT 1:42 The Customs and Border Patrol interrogation room atJFK needs a makeover
A Syrian, Arab, Muslim, American architect has spent two decades getting pulled into the interrogation room at JFK, and he's got a proposal: give it a makeov...
SHORT 2:11 Episode 445: When we go to war, there should be a draft and it should be based on your Uber rating
A straphanger proposes that the next military draft should rank soldiers by their Uber rating, sending low-rated passengers like "Becky who throws up in the...
SHORT 1:55 You are not better than other people if you're efficient in a TSA line
A straphanger has a bold take: people who act superior in TSA lines are "actually upholding the legacy of Osama bin Laden." Her argument? 9/11 created airpor...
SHORT 1:40 Episode 420: We need to de-legalize pot
A rider thinks we need to "de-legalize pot," and Kareem immediately agrees. The complaint? Weed got too corporate. "I don't want to walk into the Apple store...
SHORT 2:35 Episode 407: I should be the mayor. Feat @ZohranforNYC
A mayoral candidate confronts attack mailers paid for by Michael Bloomberg, DoorDash, and "Trump-supporting billionaire" Bill Ackman. The rider insists he's...
SHORT 2:09 I think it should be illegal to make fun of people. Feat @Daxflame
A subway rider believes making fun of people should be straight-up illegal, though when Kareem presses on enforcement, the conversation quickly pivots. The r...
SHORT 2:05 We need to make it harder to get married than it is to get divorced
A recently divorced straphanger has a radical proposal: make marriage harder than divorce. Currently, getting married in Brooklyn costs $15, while divorce ru...
SHORT 2:36 If you get in suspended for something you didn't do…
A high schooler pitches a wildly specific revenge fantasy: if a teacher falsely accuses you of something, you should get two minutes in their house to "do wh...
SHORT 1:55 I don't think everyone should have the right to drive
Driver's licenses aren't enough. A stranger on the subway tells Kareem that aspiring drivers should also face a "road rage test" designed to piss them off: t...
SHORT 1:46 If You Receive a Copy of a Test in Advance with the Answers Its Not Cheating
A subway rider argues that getting a test with answers beforehand isn't actually cheating. It's just resourcefulness. Their logic? If someone gives you the m...
SHORT 1:43 It should be ILLEGAL for men to congregate in groups of 4 or more
A rider drops a scorching hot take: it should be illegal for more than four men to intentionally gather. Her reasoning? "Five men together to me is not hangi...
SHORT 1:01 If teachers have to start bulletproofing their classrooms they should be paid 2 salaries
A straphanger floats a stark proposal: if teachers need to bulletproof their classrooms, pay them two salaries. Kareem agrees, though the conversation quickl...
SHORT 1:00 Everything Is Political
Everything is political" is the take from a straphanger who insists that silence itself carries a political message. No stance is a stance, they tell Kareem....
SHORT 1:00 Cops on the Subway Make Us Less Safe
A straphanger has strong opinions about police presence underground, and they're pointing to a recent L train shooting where cops shot four people over $2.90...
SHORT 0:43 Don’t Panic 🫨
A straphanger shares an unusual philosophy about mortality: the dumbest thing you can do is freak out when you're dying. Stay calm, let it happen. Kareem tes...
SHORT 0:39 Bring Back Duels ⚔️
A straphanger has a modest proposal: bring back duels to the death. Not just with guns, but with any weapon of your choosing, like golden era dueling rules....
SHORT 1:01 If you hire a powerful lawyer you’re guilty! Agree or disagree?
A straphanger presents a provocative legal theory: hiring a powerful lawyer should be considered proof of guilt. The logic? You only need someone who can "me...