I think Republicans should have their own bathrooms
Summary
A straphanger offers a solution to America's bathroom wars: Republicans should get their own facilities. She doesn't mind sharing with all genders, but thinks children shouldn't be exposed to Republicans in public restrooms. Kareem enthusiastically agrees. The conversation spirals into bathroom amenities, with the rider proposing lazy boys and free Wi-Fi for liberal bathrooms while Republicans make do with whatever they have. She's confident their facilities would smell worse anyway, given their diet of "ribs and the blood of immigrant children." The satire is pointed and gleeful, flipping conservative talking points about bathroom access into absurdist political comedy that lands its punches quickly.
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So, what's your take? I think Republicans should have their own bathrooms cuz I don't feel safe around them.
100% agree. Let them stop fighting over the bathroom thing. It shouldn't be an issue. This is actually a great solution. Yeah. Gender neutral, but Republicans have one and then we have our own. I don't mind sharing a bathroom with people of all genders. When the women's room line is too long at a bar, I'm always going in the men's. I truly don't care. And I just think like Republicans shouldn't be around children, you know? Like I don't have kids, but if I had a kid and I was in the bathroom and my child saw a Republican in there, they might be like, "Mommy, why does she look like that?"
Well, also this would just solve the debate. It would just be over. We would be done. We would never have to talk about bathrooms again. I also think it would smell a lot worse in there cuz I know Republicans, their diets are just like ribs and the blood of immigrant children. So, I feel like that's probably not easy to digest. It will smell crazy in there.
It's going to smell really, really good. It will smell crazy. If we're going to do makeovers on both, like can we do makeovers on liberal bathrooms?
Oh, absolutely. We can have enhancements. We can have free Wi-Fi. Free Wi-Fi is good. I would like a lazy boy.
Absolutely. After you know you do the work. Yeah, it could be. I I do the work.
Well, it's work in there. It's not for pleasure. It's for work. We put in work and maybe like a little like uh like a TV. We could make it fun. Like it doesn't have to be the bathroom should be fun. It's something we could look forward to. But when when you're sharing it with Republicans, I just don't think that's possible.
Well, they have beds or no bidets. I don't even know if they'd have toilet paper. I don't know what they do in there.