People Should Take Saying “bless You” More Seriously
Summary
A stranger in a stylish jacket argues that people need to take "bless you" more seriously because studies show your heart stops for a few seconds when you sneeze. He's terrified of dying from allergies and having to explain it in heaven. Imagine the embarrassment: tough guys talking about drive-bys while you're stuck admitting dandelions took you out. The rider compares his violent sneezes to the little raptor from The Land Before Time, claiming each one sends him briefly to outer space. He blames his dad for passing down allergies, calling them "some bitch." Kareem doesn't have allergies. Lucky man. The conversation spirals into whether "God bless you" can literally save your life and whether having allergies makes you uncool. It does.
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So, what's your take? People should take saying "bless you" more seriously? 100% agree. I mean, studies show that your heart actually stops for a few seconds when you sneeze, so why not say bless you, right? Seriously, it do.
So you're afraid that if you sneeze and your heart stops for a little bit and nobody says bless you, you might just pass away? I'mma sneeze and like look for to bless you because that's not really a ganger way to pass away either from an allergy. A little Dan line took me out, a Dan line. Some pollen.
Yeah, pollen. Like, how can I explain that in heaven? Like, to exactly, he's a real gangster, uh, Angel. He's like, "I got shot. Drive by." I go up there, I walk by, "Hey man, how'd you pass away?" I'm like, "Uh, now I got a lie like, well, I got I died from a drive by too, but they had a bouquet of dandelions and and nobody said bless you. Now I'm here with you, Tac."
You don't want to be embarrassed in heaven by saying that you died from a sneeze? Yeah. And you think that God bless you will save you? Yes. The way I sneeze is horrible. I, when I sneeze, I look like that little Raptor from The Land Before Time, like a shoot. So I feel like you just went into outer space for a couple seconds or something, like you just... whoa, I'm back.
Do you have allergies? No, you're a lucky man. I'm a lucky, lucky man. Allergies are some pyit, exactly. Which is why I can't explain that if I went to heaven. Having allergies is a big move. It really is. Like, it's seriously some bit. Like, I'm sorry that you have them. I blame my dad 'cause he had allergy, so I'm going blame him. No offense, but he's a bit damn.
Wow. I'm just kidding. No, your dad's tight. Yeah, but you I'm tight. You see this jacket, man? I'm super cool, man. Cool kiding you are cool. You are cool. But having allergies is is uncool.
Yeah, it's not cool. Well, God bless your soul. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. I hope you find your path.
Thank you. That's all I wanted was a God bless you.