Comedy

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Women should stop wearing bras

Nov 14, 2025

A straphanger shares her passionate take on why women should ditch bras for good, launching into an uproarious rant about comfort, male gaze, and bodily auto...

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Full episode now on YouTube

Aug 27, 2025

A stranger with "funky white boy energy" catches Kareem's attention on the subway. It's the kind of vibe, the rider explains, that comes from guys in Challen...

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Jesus Wouldn’t Vote for Trump

Jul 21, 2025

Steve Coogan has some thoughts about American Christianity. The British actor and comedian tells Kareem that Jesus wasn't white, wasn't American, and definit...

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Bring back segregation

Mar 17, 2025

A straphanger delivers one of the show's wildest takes: bring back segregation so everyone knows where they're not welcome. His reasoning? "Colors only" rest...

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We Should Ban Cemeteries

Feb 3, 2025

We should ban all cemeteries" is the opening salvo from a woman with strong opinions about prime real estate. She wants to dig up the dead and shoot them int...

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Everyone is Disabled 🤣

Jan 31, 2025

A rider declares that 100% of people are disabled, kicking off a wildly provocative conversation with Kareem about what counts as a disability. Stupidity top...

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Pay FREELANCERS immediately💰

Dec 15, 2024

A frustrated freelancer tears into the Net 30 payment system that keeps creative workers waiting a month for their money. Their argument is simple and brutal...

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No More Groupchats

Oct 2, 2024

Group chats have gotten out of control, according to a young rider who tells Kareem she's drowning in 125 texts a day from a group that started as a simple f...

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Is She Right or is She Wrong?

Sep 29, 2024

A straphanger claims she's got perfect chopstick form, but she's not here to judge anyone who reaches for a fork at Chinese restaurants. Well, sort of. She t...

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Humiliation is GOOD

Sep 29, 2024

A writer on the train tells Kareem that humiliation is the most important human emotion. It keeps you grounded. Prevents you from taking yourself too serious...

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Venmo Me Now! Not Later! Now

Sep 20, 2024

A straphanger delivers a fiery take about dinner etiquette: if you're at a group meal and someone covers the bill, Venmo them immediately. Don't leave the ta...

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Therapy Enables Bad Behavior

Sep 10, 2024

A drag queen on the subway shares her spicy take: therapy enables bad behavior because therapists just agree with everything to keep clients paying. She expl...

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People Are Doing Karaoke Wrong

Sep 9, 2024

Karaoke is broken, and this rider knows exactly why. People aren't reading the room. They're singing seven-minute Celine Dion ballads while everyone escapes...

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Halsey's Favorite Halsey Song

Sep 9, 2024

Halsey reveals the origin of her stage name: she rearranged the letters in "Ashley" while drunk on the subway and realized it's an anagram for the Brooklyn L...

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Punctuation is Good

Aug 26, 2024

Punctuation in text messages sparks a surprisingly heated debate between Kareem and a stranger who insists that proper grammar is essential, even when textin...

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Skinny Jeans Are Haram

Aug 22, 2024

Skinny jeans aren't just uncomfortable. They're haram, according to Kareem and a subway rider who's lived through the fashion nightmare firsthand. The strang...

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She Hates Picnics

Aug 21, 2024

A woman on the train absolutely despises picnics, and she's got receipts. There's seventeen bugs. Seven dips melting in the sun. You can't find your friends....

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Your Kids Arent That Smart

Aug 20, 2024

A rider declares that "your kids are not that smart," recounting how everyone fawned over their three-day-old niece's ability to look around and move. Kareem...

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Wbna is Better Than NBA

Aug 19, 2024

A WNBA superfan makes her case to Kareem with an unconventional pitch: the league's superior drama comes from players "getting married and breaking up" on th...

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Easy Crimes Should Be Legal

Aug 12, 2024

A stranger on the subway pitches a wild theory: crimes should be legal if they take "one step or less" to commit. He's already testing this philosophy. After...

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🫢 Had to Cut Him Off

Aug 11, 2024

A guest drops the hot take that Woody Allen is innocent, which immediately sets off alarm bells. The host has to cut him off before things go too far. That's...

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Stop Making Podcasts

Aug 10, 2024

A rider with strong opinions declares that starting a new podcast should be illegal, railing against everyone who "went on Amazon, got a microphone, got the...

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Wait, What?😮

Dec 15, 2023

A straphanger offers one of the wildest parenting takes ever captured on the subway: if someone hits their kid in public, everyone else should get a turn too...