Wbna is Better Than NBA
Summary
A WNBA superfan makes her case to Kareem with an unconventional pitch: the league's superior drama comes from players "getting married and breaking up" on the court. She's dead serious about joining the Liberty, too. At 5'10" with a mid-range jumper (when unguarded), she's been a season ticket holder since 2021 and even bought Dianna Taurasi and Alyssa Thomas a toaster off their wedding registry. Her qualifications? She's gay, has a basketball tattoo, and really, really loves the WNBA. The passion is undeniable.
Full Transcript
So what's your take? WNBA is better than the NBA? Oh, that's a spicy take. You know, I went to a WNBA game. I had a lot of fun. Which one do you go to?
Against the Connecticut—see, this is what I'm saying. Now listen to me very carefully. This is why it's better. Because WNBA, everyone's lesbian, and so people are, and they're getting married and they're breaking up, and you see it happen on the court. And at the end, no one's sucking each other. No, I actually would like to take this opportunity because you have a big platform to say I'd like to join the WNBA if possible. I'm 5'10" tall. I have an amazing jump shot from mid-range if I'm not being guarded. What team would you like to play for?
The Liberty, please. I've been coming to all your games since 2021. I'm a season ticket holder. I'm gay. I have a basketball tattoo. Um, I've donated to some of the WNBA's wedding registries. I got Dianna Boner and Alysa Thomas a toaster, please.