Women should stop wearing bras
Summary
A straphanger shares her passionate take on why women should ditch bras for good, launching into an uproarious rant about comfort, male gaze, and bodily autonomy. She's not holding back. The woman explains how bras were designed by men to push everything up for their viewing pleasure, comparing the situation to "let our nipples do what they want to do" and declaring she wants to "free the titties." Things get increasingly chaotic as she describes her "handicap titty" (she's missing one nipple), demonstrates the complicated unhooking mechanism required for her bra with its "whole seat belt on the back," and insists that losing a nipple messes up your equilibrium enough to qualify for handicap parking. Kareem mostly agrees and laughs along as she recruits fellow passengers to her anti-bra crusade, turning a simple clothing debate into an unforgettable subway moment.
Full Transcript
So, what's your take? I think women should stop wearing bras.
I don't have an opinion on this one. Well, I'm telling you because thank you. Thank you, sister. Look at them little things hanging. Yes, I'm telling you.
All right. 100% agree. 100% agree. Yes. They're very uncomfortable. What man created a bra and told us that we—they want our all boobs straight up so they can look at them. We like all stuff to hang like your balls like that, lady.
[laughter] So I—[screaming]—I think they should get rid of bras, and we should all free ball it and let our nipples do what they want to do. Thank you. Show them, ma'am. She have on no bra.
You want to free the titties? I want to free the titties 'cause I got one nipple. Why do I have a one nipple in the air? I have to put up both of them. I can't let one hang and put the other one up. I got to treat the handicap titty like the other titty. So I think that we should get rid of bras. Don't y'all agree, lady? No bras. No bras. Thank you. Thank you. You see, we sick of this mess. We only got bras 'cause y'all want to look at all cleavage. Why don't you look at—thank you. Why don't you look at them when they in my lap? It's the same. It suck the same. It taste the same. Maybe a little deodorant, but it's the same titty. Ain't that right, little white boy? Ain't that right?
[laughter] Thank you. Let the titties free. They only for you selfish men to look at. And I'm tired of it. Take my bra off me right now.
Take—take it off you. Yes. My bro come with a whole seat belt on the back. So you really got to be into big boobs women to know how to do me.
Oh, you can't do this. No, no, no, no. You got to do up and pull and tuck.
That's how you get your bra up. That's how you get my bra.
I take my bra off like a T-shirt. [laughter]
Speaking on behalf of men, we don't want bras either.
Would you like to touch a colored titty? What?
I'm not going to sue you. That's my handicap titty. That's my handicap titty.
I feel the nipple. No, you don't. Is missing on that one. You're lying. You're lying. That's how I got my handicap parking temple because when you lose a nipple, it messed up your equilibrium.
Equilibrium. Thank you. I'm glad you speak black. He speak black.
[laughter]