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A guy saying, "I would like to make love to you” is an ick. Feat. Charlize Theron

May 5, 2026 · 2:08

Created/Produced by Kareem Rahma (@kareem) and Andrew Kuo (@akuoproject)

Summary

The guest and host bond over how saying "I would like to make love to you" is an instant turnoff. They poll subway riders who unanimously agree the phrase is cringe-worthy, with one person noting their "vagina closes up" at hearing it. The consensus? Don't talk. Just act. Body language beats lovemaking talk every time.

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So, what's your take? Whenever a guy says, "I would like to make love to you."

It's an ick. It's such an egg.

100% agree. You don't get that. That's an ick.

Just the dry heave. The little dry heave that comes with it. This could be multiple things.

There's a lot to unpack, but actually there isn't. It's just very simple. Don't say it. Don't say love, man.

Because my vagina closes up. Who said that? Somebody's shocked.

All the ladies know what I'm talking about. What is it about the word love making that is such a turnoff? I don't want you to make anything with me. I want you to do something with me.

Oh, do things. Yeah, let's do it. Like, let's—

Well, don't say that either. That's lame. Just me.

That's it. Like, just say that. That's so cool.

Everybody on the subway, let's get some hands. Holy moly, that's cool.

Do you want love to be made to you? Thank you.

Is it an ick when someone says, "Please make love to me." She's going to throw up. Look, I can see.

I've been doing this all wrong my whole life. Please don't make anything.

I, I, I get it. I mean— Do you get it? Have you ever said that before? Have you been like, I want to make love to you?

No, I've never said that. I'm not—I want to make love. I'm not that kind of guy.

Can I please make love to you? Is that what you do? No.

Oh, you took the shades off for this. I love it. What do you say? What is—what do you say? I don't say much. I just give a little kiss.

See, I would take that. I go right in. Just don't—sh—don't look. Like— Sometimes you don't have to say the words. That's what I think. Sometimes you don't have to say the words.

Yeah, I think we covered it. Don't talk. That's what we came up with. Don't talk.

Well, you can talk with your body, which is why it's called body language. I kind of threw up at that a little bit to talk with your body.

Yeah, body language. It's all making me very nauseous.

Are you okay? Are you dizzy on the train? Is there something wrong with the train? Talk with your body.

It's called body language. Talk with your body. No, you don't say it though. You just do it. You do it.

I've never said love making this much. By the way, I'm like getting itchy. I'm so allergic to it.

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