Cocktail glasses need a rebrand. @Brittany_Broski

So, what's your take? Cocktail glasses. They need a rebrand.

100% agree. And I'll go through them one by one. Thank you for asking. Wine glass.

Okay. When I hold it at the top, I feel like a big knuckled Neanderthal.

You're like a Game of Thrones character. I feel like a goblet. Yeah. And then you hold the stem, I feel like an idiot.

That's true. Oh, it's falling. The stem is dumb.

Stem is stupid. It's also weak. And I understand. Look, Somalia, right? You don't want to warm up the wine. I don't give a—

Martini glass. You breathe on it. It's slipping out. Okay. That's called the martini dance. It's so excuse me. Excuse me. It's all over the front of you.

Margarita glass. Way too big. Always wet. Salt everywhere. There's salt in my hair. It's on my— I got to say I go the margarita glass.

You like the one with the blue room? I just like going like this 'cause that one you don't pick it up. A margarita glass you put on the bar and then you go—

I'm just thinking about Margaritaville at the airport. I try to go to every Margaritaville at every airport.

I really support that for you. But it's a good deal.

But is it good food? I'm not—I'm not eating. I'm not eating. I'm not eating there. I'm eating the drink.

You're enjoying the spirit of Jimmy Buffet and what he represents. Okay. So, the margarita glass, martini glass, wine glass. You don't like any of those.

I don't with that. You know what? I do with— Plastic cup.

Vegas specifically. The long—I want it as long as my torso and I want to grip it and I want it to be frozen. I like that.

You like a long cup? I like a long cup. And I think here's my solution.

Okay. Sippy cup. I think we need to make cocktail glasses a bit more accessible to the youth, to children. I want a sippy cup. I want to hold it on the sides and not warm up the liquid with my hot hands.

I don't like this. Come on. Kids want to enjoy cocktails, too.

Here's my problem with this. Yeah, go ahead.

I am having a problem right now with the world infantilizing millennials. It's pissing me off. Yeah, the small bean.

I saw something playing dodgeball. It was a work event. Activity based bonding in a corporate environment. Go ahead and shoot me in the head.

And you know what's even worse about it? It was like we're playing dodgeball while we like read poems. Oh, yay. I just realized how much is pissing me off.

Yeah. It's pissing me off.

Buy a home. Have a baby. Have a 401k. Get a literal job. I think that the infantilization of millennials I do agree with. And I think it's part of millennial cringe. It's why millennials get a lot of heat. They're like, "I'm just baby. I had no money." Fred Armisen. Everyone apologize for Fred Armisen.

Fred Armisen in his real life. He's not a little baby, but he plays the guy very well.

Yeah. You know, he has a cemetery in his backyard and there are no bodies buried there.

That is millennial coded.