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If aliens landed on Earth, people would stop caring after 2 weeks. @twotreehillofficial

Apr 27, 2026 · 2:20

Created/Produced by Kareem Rahma (@kareem) and Andrew Kuo (@akuoproject)

Summary

The guest argues that if aliens actually landed on Earth, people would stop caring after just two weeks because we're so desensitized. The conversation immediately derails into whether humans would want to have sex with aliens. Things get weirder from there. The discussion somehow pivots to whether aliens would face the same treatment as immigrants, complete with their own Epcot booth, and includes an uncomfortable attempt to rank races with aliens included.

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So what's your take? If aliens landed on Earth, people would stop caring after two weeks.

100% disagree. I think people would want to them. Well, is a strong jump to make. You want to an alien?

I personally don't want to an alien. But I do know that the first thing that happens when humans discover anything is they want to. Your first thought was everyone would want to it. So I don't know if I trust that you don't want to an alien.

Two weeks after aliens land. Pornhub.com/aliens. A whole section. The take is not do people want aliens. I I have a new take.

Sure. I think that uh every time you tip somebody, they should have to sing to you like Cold Stone Creamery.

Okay, that's great. But I want to talk about aliens. Listen, people have become so desensitized to what happens and our attention spans are so low from scrolling that if aliens landed in the last year, the headline would be Bad Bunny to host Super Bowl also aliens. Week three, they're on Subway takes. I'm telling you. I'm telling you.

It is for sure. What's your take? 100% agree.

Yeah. And then And then we would all take turns.

No. No. No. No. What? No. Number one, I don't like that you're saying that there's just one and we're ing it. You want many aliens?

I don't want to anyone. I'm happily married. Congratulations. Thank you.

It's not cheating if it's with an alien. It's not cheating if it's with an alien. That's a good point.

Will the alien emoji be problematic? It depends on the color.

Thank you. I think we we would quickly turn them into not human race and space race. They would just be treated as if they were from another country. They would have a booth in Epcot within the year, but that's about the extent I take. Do you think that it would bring other races down or other races up?

Um, that's interesting. Let's rank the races and put alien. Aliens are here.

I'll speak on behalf of Muslims and Arabs. I think we'd go up. Finally, you guys are going up. Well, right now we're at the bottom. Oh, well I could not 100% disagree.

Are you guys white? I'm a quarter Japanese.

That counts as white. So that means I can say anything I want.

Do the wait, JD, do the voice. No.

Yeah, do the impression. That was I tried my best. I've never heard an Asian person speak, so I wouldn't be good at it.

That's exactly right. The truth is out there.

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