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There should be a size cap on dildos. @stephssimon

May 4, 2026 · 2:09

Created/Produced by Kareem Rahma (@kareem) and Andrew Kuo (@akuoproject)

Steph argues that dildos are way too big compared to average penis size, but her real point goes deeper. She thinks sex toys are engineered for quick outcomes instead of actual intimacy, which affects how people connect with partners. The conversation gets hilariously awkward when she pulls out visual aids. The best moment? When the host declares that Steve Jobs said everyone's got ten dildos on their bodies, meaning fingers.

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So, what's your take? There should be a size cap on dildos.

100% agree. They're way tooing big. But that's actually not the point.

Oh.

What do you think the average male erect penis sizes?

5 and 1/2 in. 5.1 to 5.5. What do you think the average dildo size in 6 in [music] size?

8 in.

Yes.

Is that really real?

And just so we give everyone an idea like what we're talking about here.

Nope.

Like,

Oh my god.

Like this is scary. And when you go into a shop and you're like, "Oh man, you know, I really want to explore self-pleasure. I really want to like work on what pleasure means to me." And you walk in.

Yes.

You can't even

Oh, good god.

Okay. So, dildos are too big.

Dildos are too big. But the real point is that like we engineered all toys, not just dildos, for high intensity outcomes, just getting off, not actually intimacy. And how you practice.

I'll hold it.

Yes. That's how you're holding it.

Yeah. I think I'll hold it like this.

How we practice alone is how we are with our partners. And I think people wonder why so many women are faking orgasms. It's because we've become so

Yeah. Hold it like a mic. You want me to hold it up to you?

I don't want to hold it.

Talking. Okay. You hold it like that. Okay.

It's like fast food. Actually, this is a great analogy. It feels good in your mouth. It tastes good. It somewhat gets the job done in that like you may not be hungry afterward, but you're not fed, you're not nourished, and therefore when you get with your partner, you're faking an orgasm.

It's okay to pleasure yourself and have synthetics, but make it feel a little more realistic. Like you're not you don't have to Shrek. Correct. Shrek has a huge

Did he?

I think so.

If you're a size queen and a size king, like yes, go to but take a break. Maybe use your hand. Get to know yourself.

You know what Steve Jobs said? Everybody's got 10 dildos on each of their bodies.

That's what he said. I'm sorry.

Yes. Steve's job. Steve's job said you have five dildos on each hand.

I saw one yesterday that was 17 in. Like there's no

By the way,

I got to go.

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