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We should be allowed to discriminate people based on their hygiene.(📍London)

Apr 24, 2026 · 2:07

Created/Produced by Kareem Rahma (@kareem) and Andrew Kuo (@akuoproject)

Summary

A guest argues people should be discriminated against based on hygiene, sparking an absurd escalation about apps that track "stinky people," separate train lines for the unclean, and enforcement agents with hoses. The host pushes back but gets pulled into the chaos. It gets wild fast. They debate hygiene credit scores, armpit exposure on railings, and whether babies smell good.

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So, what's your take? I believe that we should be allowed to discriminate people.

100% disagree. Based on their hygiene.

Still 100% disagree, bro. Enough is enough. Some people are unclean.

So let's deal with them, bro. Listen, I feel like there should be like a a app on every smartphone that anonymously lets you rate people's hygiene nearby.

No surveillance state. I'm out. Anonymous.

You can just smell them. That's hard for your your brain. I don't know. It shouldn't be good for you, bro. Because I feel like the app should be like a Google Maps.

No app. Hear me out. Google Maps. It steers you away diversion from the stinky people. It should be like a credit score rating, bro. 'Cause you tried everything else.

So stinky people. Yes.

Mouth stinky. Body stinky. Pit stinky.

Yeah. They shouldn't even be allowed on certain train lines. Like instead of the Central Line, you get the Central Line.

Instead of the Hammersmith and City, you get the Hammersmith and City.

Instead of the DLR, you get the DLRs, bro. If your score is too low, you shouldn't even be allowed on train.

So what do you do? Go home, fix yourself, and come back. You shouldn't be allowed to hold the railings as well. That's armpit exposure.

But some cultures are just a little funky smelling. You want to name them?

Nope. No, but listen. They have to go and deal with it, man.

No, that is part of the culture is to be a little stinky. Is it?

Yes. Then walk. I've had enough. And I feel like there should be like enforcement agents.

Good god, no. That should hose people down on site.

No agents, no app. No, it's not an app. It's like it's already on your smartphone. You can't choose to not have it.

Oh my goodness. It's like, you know, the restaurant hygiene rating. Everyone should have one. I think it's based on smell, man. If I can smell you, go. There's a stinky car.

Yeah. But you know who's going to be in that car?

Stinky people. Yeah. And you know who I'm talking about.

Oh god. You told me to say.

Do you have any hygiene tips for uh the stinky people at home? Use lemon under your armpits. Yeah. Shave your pubes. Like shave shave shave underarms. Um stop vaping. Like it makes it worse.

You smell great by the way. Thank you, man. You smell like a young, fresh baby.

Babies generally don't smell good. No, they smell great.

They smell like internal fluids.

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